"Live your life and forget your age."

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jewist:

if i had to describe myself using two words i’d choose horny and lonely

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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